Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I bet he comes in French.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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