4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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