whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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