Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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