bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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