i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Randomize
