found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
