we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
