As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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