I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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