Im at strip club and am horny
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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