Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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