Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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