At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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