Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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