Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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