You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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