You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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