Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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