Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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