hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
The air taste purple.
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