I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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