...so i touched it.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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