"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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