you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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