i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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