Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
