He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Can I color on your dick again?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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