yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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