Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
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