Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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