plz talk dirty to me
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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