Are we in a gay sports bar?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
