I need help removing her.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my being single is dangerous.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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