they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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