Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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