My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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