Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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