And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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