just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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