i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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