Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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