Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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