Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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