Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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