I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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