You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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