But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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