He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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