dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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