i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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