She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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