Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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