I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
